After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes, the 2nd Quotable Quotes Awards.

to vote, choose 3 among the given and try to guess who said it. if you get 3 answers correct, magiging maganda ang new year mo hahaha parang chain letter... basta ilagay niyo ang tingin niyo na nagsabing mga ito

and the nominees...

1. (umiiyak)
m : ano ba dahilan?
k : bec...kasi...ugh because kasi...
m : because na, kasi pa

2. (bago mag bagong taon)
"tandaan natin, bawal magpaputok NG lasing"
(ok so pinapaputok na pala mga tao ngayon)

3. (hindi kilalang subsriber)
J: Kailangan mo na magpa-picture within the week.
tao : pwede bukas?

4. (lasing)
J: (nakatingin sa malayo)
M: (humarang sa tinitignan ni J) wag mo akong titigan! baka matunaw ako!

5. (pinaguusapan ang dating course)
m: kilala mo si N.E.? yung pinakamagandang babae daw sa comsci dati
d: uh...akala ko ako yung pinaka-maganda noon

6. (awarding ng figaro)
L: Hi, im {name}, PowerMac
W : Hi, im {name}. CHALK MAGAZINE
R : Hi, im {name}... (inaudible introduction). How about you?
M: Hi...im from...the school.

7. (pinaguusapan ang predator)
M : kesa naman pillin ko yung MOLESTATOR?!
N : ...MOLESTOR lang.

8. (naghahanap ng moisturizer)
M : pota, pag hindi ko natapos ang ritual ko sa mukha tuwing umaga tuyot ako
E : yuck!
M : i mean...dry mukha ko!!!

9. (pinauusapan sila judy ann)
M : ano tawag dun sa hindi nagbabayad ng tax?
C : alam ko! TAX INVADER!

10. (hindi kilala ng subscriber)
Boy : "Hi,i called earlier about the subscription. Are you Katt?"
Girl : "No... But im Raquel. (shakes hand)"

11. (naglalagay ng issue)
M : ano masasabi mo about R?
T : ha? wala...plutonic lang kami
M : eh? plutonic?!... baka PLATONIC!

12. (inuman nung isang party)
M: Ms. Lai, gusto niyo rice wine?
L: sorry hindi nako nagri-rice eh. hahahaha

13. (nanonood ng race)
younger person : "hala kuya, second lang pala...sino yung first?"
older person : (thinks) ewan ko...siguro yung una...

14. (ginulat)
"akala mo nagulat ako ah. ACCEPTED ko na yun!"

15. (naglolokohan)
kuya : "Ano english ng TULI?"
bunso : "ano ba...edi CIRCUMSTANCE!"

16. (seminar about work ethics)
"Why live if you're gonna take up space"

17. (nang maubusan ng pera0
m : oi pautang naman 5000
j : ganyan ka naman sa kaibigan mo eh
m : ano ba, what are friends for...

18. (...)
"i want you to see the roof, it's upstairs"

19. (naghahanap ng ibang words)
"kailangan niyo i-synonimize..."

20. (papasok ng hotel)
doorman: "good afternoon sir."
M: "Yes."

21. (11pm na uuwi)
m  : "ayokong umuwi nang sobrang gabi...baka maholdap ako"
y  : "bakit naman?"
m  : "sus...eh mukha akong mayaman!"

22. (naghahanap ng trabaho)
"i'm looking for a freehand job."

23. (habang naghahanap  ng way makalabas)
C: ito mga susi... baka makalabas na tayo dito.
K: wag na...ang dami.

24. (pagkatapos manalo sa isang match)
M: i want the pilipino peoles are enjoy and happy

After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes 2006's Quotable Quotes awards. [hindi ko na pinabongga ang poster ha hehe]

and the nominees...

FOR BEST SCHOOL RELATED QUOTE

1. Eis Garcia
"sa 1st term natin gagawin ang distributation ng guides..."

2. Carlos Depante
"yang printing ng ablaze, plausible ba yan?"

3. Kristel Manimtim
"rachel, punta ka sa school namin bukas... panoorin mo yung DANCE PERCENTATION namin"

4. Allan Jan Fernandez
student : sir break muna.
sir : break break...bahala kayo magbreak mga PAKYU kayo.
basta tapusin nyo panoorin to.

5. Eis Garcia
"para malaman ang importnantness nya"

6. Lai Rallos
"nakita nyo ba itong mga...chuvang ito? ang tawag dito ay mga chuva... barn doors"

FOR BEST TODO CONFIDENCE QUOTE

1. Mito Tubilleja
others : "nagpapagupit ako kung depressed ako"
mito : "ako nagpapagupit pag feeling ko ampanget ko na hahaha"

2. Jed Gregorio
"kaya kami nag-away, kasi mas kikay daw ako kesa sa kanya. HAHA. whatif yun nga yung reason"

3. Jet Menia
"im such a camwhore i know..shame on me pero its not vanity. it's like this, when i do nothing take pictures of myself...and i usually do nothing"

4. Mito Tubilleja
"ang cute naman ng dimples mo...kaso ako cute all in all"

FOR BEST FREUDIAN RELATED QUOTE

1. Karla Solis
person : "Si BJ daw manghihiram ng damit."
karla : "Ano BJ?!...[pause] ah... oo manghihiram nga sya"

2. Brian Bravo
"painumin mo muna, para lumuwag"

3. Leia Gutierrez
"Nako...ang boring sa dorm. Puro na lang vcd, dvd, ps2... kaya pag wala na... HUMP HUMP HUMP. hahahaha"

4. Gino Sabado
"laro tayo jack en poy puro bato" 

5. IC Mendoza
"si PEPE ang first kiss ko... hoy tao yun ha!"

FOR BEST LOVE/OBSESSION/LANDI AWARD

1. Potso - Wer is Godot
"nagising na lang ako...mas blind pa sa love"

2. Mito Tubilleja
mito : shit,hindi ko alam kung may boyfriend sya.
p2 : dahil? hindi mo sya maliligawan?
mito : hindi. para malaman ko kung mang-aahas pa ako.

3. Robbie Bautista
m: kahit anong mundo hindi umiikot sa kanya
robbie : ...mundo ko lang umiikot sa kanya

4. Leia Gutierrez
"Alam mo Dad, i met this cute guy at the dorm... his nickname yata is CALLBOY"

FOR BEST I-CONNECT MO NGA AWARD

1. Marvin Semilla
"baboy ka talaga, ang tawag sayo"

2. Carlos Depante
"ano ba, dont touch me...touch your own!"

3. Anonymous
"BF o GF?"
"oo..."

4. Carlos Valenzuela
m : "san ka galing?"
carlos : "madami! kumain, nag-inuman at nagdrive pa ako. ang saya!"

FOR MATAPOBRE AWARD

1. Ms. M
Ms. Minchin : is this your booth?
mi : yes ma'am...
Ms. Minchin : wow naman ang pretty! --sabay walkout

2. Dina Bonnivie
"oh my god danica...she looks soooo...very...uhm...lupa"

3. Janice Choi
is it malamig enough for me to wear a jacket?
 

last but not the least
FOR ULTIMATE QUOTE AWARD

1.  tindera sa carinderia
 "umorder na kayo? wag na! may free food...""

2. allegedly Melanie Marquez
"why do you have to tell it at my back...i have a face!"

3. Love Nakagawa
"bakit ganun yung dighay mo...parang galing sa loob?"

 

pano... bumoto ka na! hahaha
msg your votes or put your votes here :D

 

It's been a while since my last review of a movie. After all, i haven't watched any movie [in cinemas] for quite some time. I have to admit, i've been downloading like hell since i got my dsl.

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Since there was this Anti-Chacha rally last night, Marvs and I decided to watch the 1951 remake THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL.

Being true to its title, we sat still throughtt the entirety of the movie trying to understand its message.

Probably it's a 103-minute environmental movie of convincing that mankind is the reason for all the dangers and calamities we experience as we go through our lives. Or it could be Noah's Ark [or Blob for that matter] in super 3D (thanks to WETA Digital--visual effects company who made LOTR and KINGKONG look fantastic) or it could be a 103 minute advertisement because of the multitude of products placements scattered throught the movie.

Keanu Reeves was fit for his role. Stern, emotionless, wooden...and boring. I'm having a hard time looking for a different angle between his character in MATRIX, CONSTANTINE and A SCANNER DARKLY.

But my review could be unreliable because a huge man was sitting infront of me, so i might not have seen the movie quite properly. (hahahaha)

Bottomline, it's an eyecandy [nothing more, nothing less] because i think it failed to connect with me because of constantly waiting for a good story, i ended up missing the characters all in all. Think WAR OF THE WORLDS.

2/5 ( it should have been 2.5, but because of the huge person, nah.)

pwede kong sabihing tungkol kay Marky Cielo ito pero hindi...

wag isisi sa zodiac sign ang ugali,
wag idamay ang patay dahil siya ay nananahimik,
wag magsalita ng mga bagay kung hindi mo alam na nakakasakit ka.

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1 : matagal pa to. haba pa ng pila eh
2 : GAGA yang si Miss eh...kala niya kakayanin
3 : hayaan mo na, namatayan kaya baka medyo lutang.
2 : I DONT CARE, HINDI KO NA KASALANAN YUN. AYOKONG BUMALIK BUKAS...
3 : naku ah, baka mamatayan ka nyan
2 : basta ipasa nya ako.

tapos nung kaharap na, biglang ok ok ang pakikitungo.

Kung ikaw kaya mamatayan tapos i-badmouth pa? Kahit sabihin na joke ito...
VERY BAD, VERY BAD JOKE.

Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan...guilty.

Condolence narin for Miss.

hahaha i just cant get over with this:

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Is Ileana Ros-Lehtinen a little paranoid?

Maybe.

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman got a call from President-elect Barack Obama, didn't believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice.

According to Ros-Lehtinen's flack Alex Cruz, the congresswoman received the call on her cell phone from a Chicago-based number and an aide informed her that Obama wanted to speak to her. When Obama introduced himself, Ros-Lehtinen cut him off and said, "I'm sorry but I think this is a joke from one of the South Florida radio stations known for these pranks." Then she hung up.

Moments later, Obama tried again, this time through his soon-to-be chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel.  

"Ileana, I cannot believe you hung up on the President-Elect," Emanuel said. And then--yes, you know what's coming--she hung up on Emanuel saying she "didn't believe the call was legitimate."

A short time later, Ros-Lehtinen received an urgent call from Rep. Howard Berman (D-Calif.), the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, who informed her that she indeed hung up on Obama. 

So, Obama tried again and this time he was successful. (Phew!)

---From yahoo news.

Gawin ko kaya ito kay PGMA :D

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It felt something in between pride and fulfillment, getting my [first] hard-earned salary.
And what better way to spend it?

SPLURGE.

Luckily, I was at the NBC Tent last Friday and It took me only an hour to spend 7500 (whoops, this does not mean that's my salary) Pesos.

Shameless plugging, starting November until the end of December, NBC Tent will hosting this weekend bargain of DESIGNER CLOTHES and other related metrosexualisms and vanity thingamajigs. I bought a Zara jacket for only 1k.

I think the products were leftovers from last year's collection so it would probably appear out of uso already. But hell, if you're a brand conscious person with a tight budget, GO and SPLURGE every weekend.

I'm already eyeing for the PAUL SMITH shoes there. Or should i buy myself a new laptop.

Hmmmm...priorities...Shoes or Laptops? hahahaha

That's All.

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Quote:
(T actually spoke in english, i just translated for unknown reasons)

T : Alam mo ba kung nasaan si...? (Do you know where is...?)
R : ay...hindi ko po alam kung alam ko.
T : ?