since every one's making reviews, critiques and all that jazz. im also making one! hahahahah (sama sa uso)
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in the ancient Battle of Thermopylae, King Leonidas kicks huge persian ass and i mean real huge asses for pride,honor and love of country
i had seen the graphic novel but i haven't read it...obviously, book to movie renditions often become crappy. Kaya i dont want to frustrate myself so i watched the movie first.
here goes...
Kick ass! i loved the fight scenes, (though a lot can be dragging already; Patay dito patay doon.) They were killing those damn persians like cockroaches.
Wave after wave, the enemy gets tougher--from infantry, to cavalry, to uruk-hais(hahaha), ogres, zombies, jedi knights, mammoth tanks, tesla coils, nuke warheads, and a homosexual god-king who has a fetish for piercings. (hahaha nag-adik...sa sobrang daming kalaban inisip namin na baka may mga ganun nga)
kadiri si Xerxes. i think he's 7'7 or something. He had these big hands that could grab my whole face. (although he was a little bit queer in the movie, especially with the "all i want you to do in kneel in front of me" with matching grabbing the shoulders and fingers going elegant) plus his voice sounds very...robotic.
graphically stunning, but not magnificent. There are moment that the scenery were almost flat.
inconsistencies among the number of cast were seen. shots with a lot of spartans behind changing to a shot where obviously a few were there. sometimes, shots are claustrophobic, and was obviously shot in a set.
every time Leonidas talks, he shouts. Galit ata siya sa mundo.
It's almost a no-brainer movie. I almost never wanted to listen to the dialogue. Like usual people who accidentally reads a comic, he would look at the pictures and if by chance he likes them thus he reads the story.
A pumped-up testosterone war movie--consisting of blood and gore (with a little bit of sex), men will always like movies like these (making them more macho).
i wouldn't mind shouting "FOR SPAAAARTAAA!" "PUUUUUSH" "DIIIINNNNEEE IIIINNNN HEEELLLLL" or growl like a tiger after watching this movie.
If you're looking for a movie wherein you want to think and ponder about life (hahaha) or good story-telling, this is not a good choice. If you're just looking for a good time with friends (YES! watch this with friends. Solo watching is sooooo...i dont know) then Go, have some persian ass-kicking time then hang-out and drink beer (or Vodka my choice). I liked the movie pretty much. But there is something i would call this one...
one word. OVERHYPE.
2.5 :p
tatlong daan.
isa patungo sa pagiging alipin,
isa patungo sa pagiging bayani,
isa patungo sa cinema 1 ng greenbelt3. hahahaha
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question!
1. what happened to the persian riding the white horse who sliced the spartan's head off? hmmmm...
2. where did Leonidas took the apple he was eating after the first wave
3. how the hell did the fat persian climbed the temple whereas Leonidas himself had a hard time. (even the priest themselves)
4. a village was supposed to be sacked by persians...but the persians were just arriving
5. Where do they reach the point in training that makes them decide they want to be as smooth and hairless like women? Where do they find all that extra time to shave their chests between killing and fighting? hahaha
and did you know, the substance priests burn during oracle consultaion is almost the same substance as marijuana? Imagine taking advice from somewhere who's pretty much...sabog.
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quote:
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"