After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes 2006's Quotable Quotes awards. [hindi ko na pinabongga ang poster ha hehe]
and the nominees...
FOR BEST SCHOOL RELATED QUOTE
1. Eis Garcia
"sa 1st term natin gagawin ang distributation ng guides..."
2. Carlos Depante
"yang printing ng ablaze, plausible ba yan?"
3. Kristel Manimtim
"rachel, punta ka sa school namin bukas... panoorin mo yung DANCE PERCENTATION namin"
4. Allan Jan Fernandez
student : sir break muna.
sir : break break...bahala kayo magbreak mga PAKYU kayo.
basta tapusin nyo panoorin to.
5. Eis Garcia
"para malaman ang importnantness nya"
6. Lai Rallos
"nakita nyo ba itong mga...chuvang ito? ang tawag dito ay mga chuva... barn doors"
FOR BEST TODO CONFIDENCE QUOTE
1. Mito Tubilleja
others : "nagpapagupit ako kung depressed ako"
mito : "ako nagpapagupit pag feeling ko ampanget ko na hahaha"
2. Jed Gregorio
"kaya kami nag-away, kasi mas kikay daw ako kesa sa kanya. HAHA. whatif yun nga yung reason"
3. Jet Menia
"im such a camwhore i know..shame on me pero its not vanity. it's like this, when i do nothing take pictures of myself...and i usually do nothing"
4. Mito Tubilleja
"ang cute naman ng dimples mo...kaso ako cute all in all"
FOR BEST FREUDIAN RELATED QUOTE
1. Karla Solis
person : "Si BJ daw manghihiram ng damit."
karla : "Ano BJ?!...[pause] ah... oo manghihiram nga sya"
2. Brian Bravo
"painumin mo muna, para lumuwag"
3. Leia Gutierrez
"Nako...ang boring sa dorm. Puro na lang vcd, dvd, ps2... kaya pag wala na... HUMP HUMP HUMP. hahahaha"
4. Gino Sabado
"laro tayo jack en poy puro bato"
5. IC Mendoza
"si PEPE ang first kiss ko... hoy tao yun ha!"
FOR BEST LOVE/OBSESSION/LANDI AWARD
1. Potso - Wer is Godot
"nagising na lang ako...mas blind pa sa love"
2. Mito Tubilleja
mito : shit,hindi ko alam kung may boyfriend sya.
p2 : dahil? hindi mo sya maliligawan?
mito : hindi. para malaman ko kung mang-aahas pa ako.
3. Robbie Bautista
m: kahit anong mundo hindi umiikot sa kanya
robbie : ...mundo ko lang umiikot sa kanya
4. Leia Gutierrez
"Alam mo Dad, i met this cute guy at the dorm... his nickname yata is CALLBOY"
FOR BEST I-CONNECT MO NGA AWARD
1. Marvin Semilla
"baboy ka talaga, ang tawag sayo"
2. Carlos Depante
"ano ba, dont touch me...touch your own!"
3. Anonymous
"BF o GF?"
"oo..."
4. Carlos Valenzuela
m : "san ka galing?"
carlos : "madami! kumain, nag-inuman at nagdrive pa ako. ang saya!"
FOR MATAPOBRE AWARD
1. Ms. M
Ms. Minchin : is this your booth?
mi : yes ma'am...
Ms. Minchin : wow naman ang pretty! --sabay walkout
2. Dina Bonnivie
"oh my god danica...she looks soooo...very...uhm...lupa"
3. Janice Choi
is it malamig enough for me to wear a jacket?
last but not the least
FOR ULTIMATE QUOTE AWARD
1. tindera sa carinderia
"umorder na kayo? wag na! may free food...""
2. allegedly Melanie Marquez
"why do you have to tell it at my back...i have a face!"
3. Love Nakagawa
"bakit ganun yung dighay mo...parang galing sa loob?"
pano... bumoto ka na! hahaha
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