and now, the return of THE BASH!
i wanted to obliterate three stars but after watching Star Cinema's SUKOB, i'll focus on Kris Aquino. nyahahaha
but first, review muna
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Synopsis: Original in concept though based from an old legend(?)
Sandy is shocked – no one in her family has died recently, nor has anyone gotten married. In searching for the truth, Sandy unearths a dark family secret. Now, Sandy has to find a way to end the curse before it takes away all the people she holds dear.
(synopsis taken from www.sukobthemovie.com) BUT, it seemed that they lacked a few brain cells because they already had problems on showing GLaiza Castro's death, as well as Wendell Ramos'. This movie can be credited as a sequel to The Ring series and can be very anti-climactic and unoriginal. There might be few original ideas but there is no room for obvious plagiarism--2/5
Casting: Maja Salvador did a great thing in here though she was only featured somewhere in the middle of the movie. Ronaldo Valdez was great--from the in-denial stage knowing that his wife died to the stupid things he said walking in the street. Watching Claudine is like watching her in Nasaan Ka Man....cry here, cry there...shout sometimes. Kris was still worthless. hahaha and she died whooo! (ooops spoiler) Mura (joke) acted as the horror kid basing from Hollywood THE RING Samara turned street kid.--3/5
Production/Lighting: as far as i've remembered, there's no one wearing orange or any color from that color range. They still had the exaggerated super blue color when nighttime.-- 3/5
Sound/Editing/Cinematography: The sound was adequate to almost all scenes except for the last few church scenes which was like Mission Impossible. Scenes inside the neighbors house provided most of the good framing compostion and good editing. Also good transition from Kris to Claudine scenes and vice versa --4/5
Others: had a good shock factor but not very frightening. not a good movie to repeat due to unoriginality; or probably you'd watch it just because Kris died (which was very fun) or look at Wendell's physique (although flab-ish) before his death. Same as Feng Shui, it's just overhype. I'd rather repeat SIGAW. 2.5/5
*plus! i find the people pathetic. they were over-terrified with the movie, and they were also noisy.
watch this film somewhere expensive so there are lesser people. (though who would want to spend more money for this...mediocrity) thanks to ja
Total: 3/5
"ang hindi matakot within the first 10 minutes of the film, bato."
- Kris
sorry girl. i was not afraid.
and since mahaba na ang post ko, if you want to die laughing, pls go to this site. it's a Kris Aquino hate page
www.ihatekris.tk
enjoy!
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i feel bad reviewing this film first than Pirates of the Carribbean and Lady in the Water. hahaha mas worth to i-bash eh.
i saw Marc Nelson (Sports Unlimited Host) in Glorietta. Damn, he's pretty buffed. He really has a big body...which needs a big deodoriser. wahahahaha
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Quote:
"buti pa siya [Sandy], kahit sa sandaling panahong ko lang nakilala...naramdaman kong ipagtatanggol nya ako."
- Diana [Claudine]
"baka andyan lang... naglayas diba?!."
- Dad [Ronaldo Valdez]
Currently listening to: Top Suzara - Sabihin Mo Na
Currently feeling: critic-critic-an