After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes, the 2nd Quotable Quotes Awards.

to vote, choose 3 among the given and try to guess who said it. if you get 3 answers correct, magiging maganda ang new year mo hahaha parang chain letter... basta ilagay niyo ang tingin niyo na nagsabing mga ito

and the nominees...

1. (umiiyak)
m : ano ba dahilan?
k : bec...kasi...ugh because kasi...
m : because na, kasi pa

2. (bago mag bagong taon)
"tandaan natin, bawal magpaputok NG lasing"
(ok so pinapaputok na pala mga tao ngayon)

3. (hindi kilalang subsriber)
J: Kailangan mo na magpa-picture within the week.
tao : pwede bukas?

4. (lasing)
J: (nakatingin sa malayo)
M: (humarang sa tinitignan ni J) wag mo akong titigan! baka matunaw ako!

5. (pinaguusapan ang dating course)
m: kilala mo si N.E.? yung pinakamagandang babae daw sa comsci dati
d: uh...akala ko ako yung pinaka-maganda noon

6. (awarding ng figaro)
L: Hi, im {name}, PowerMac
W : Hi, im {name}. CHALK MAGAZINE
R : Hi, im {name}... (inaudible introduction). How about you?
M: Hi...im from...the school.

7. (pinaguusapan ang predator)
M : kesa naman pillin ko yung MOLESTATOR?!
N : ...MOLESTOR lang.

8. (naghahanap ng moisturizer)
M : pota, pag hindi ko natapos ang ritual ko sa mukha tuwing umaga tuyot ako
E : yuck!
M : i mean...dry mukha ko!!!

9. (pinauusapan sila judy ann)
M : ano tawag dun sa hindi nagbabayad ng tax?
C : alam ko! TAX INVADER!

10. (hindi kilala ng subscriber)
Boy : "Hi,i called earlier about the subscription. Are you Katt?"
Girl : "No... But im Raquel. (shakes hand)"

11. (naglalagay ng issue)
M : ano masasabi mo about R?
T : ha? wala...plutonic lang kami
M : eh? plutonic?!... baka PLATONIC!

12. (inuman nung isang party)
M: Ms. Lai, gusto niyo rice wine?
L: sorry hindi nako nagri-rice eh. hahahaha

13. (nanonood ng race)
younger person : "hala kuya, second lang pala...sino yung first?"
older person : (thinks) ewan ko...siguro yung una...

14. (ginulat)
"akala mo nagulat ako ah. ACCEPTED ko na yun!"

15. (naglolokohan)
kuya : "Ano english ng TULI?"
bunso : "ano ba...edi CIRCUMSTANCE!"

16. (seminar about work ethics)
"Why live if you're gonna take up space"

17. (nang maubusan ng pera0
m : oi pautang naman 5000
j : ganyan ka naman sa kaibigan mo eh
m : ano ba, what are friends for...

18. (...)
"i want you to see the roof, it's upstairs"

19. (naghahanap ng ibang words)
"kailangan niyo i-synonimize..."

20. (papasok ng hotel)
doorman: "good afternoon sir."
M: "Yes."

21. (11pm na uuwi)
m  : "ayokong umuwi nang sobrang gabi...baka maholdap ako"
y  : "bakit naman?"
m  : "sus...eh mukha akong mayaman!"

22. (naghahanap ng trabaho)
"i'm looking for a freehand job."

23. (habang naghahanap  ng way makalabas)
C: ito mga susi... baka makalabas na tayo dito.
K: wag na...ang dami.

24. (pagkatapos manalo sa isang match)
M: i want the pilipino peoles are enjoy and happy

After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes 2006's Quotable Quotes awards. [hindi ko na pinabongga ang poster ha hehe]

and the nominees...

FOR BEST SCHOOL RELATED QUOTE

1. Eis Garcia
"sa 1st term natin gagawin ang distributation ng guides..."

2. Carlos Depante
"yang printing ng ablaze, plausible ba yan?"

3. Kristel Manimtim
"rachel, punta ka sa school namin bukas... panoorin mo yung DANCE PERCENTATION namin"

4. Allan Jan Fernandez
student : sir break muna.
sir : break break...bahala kayo magbreak mga PAKYU kayo.
basta tapusin nyo panoorin to.

5. Eis Garcia
"para malaman ang importnantness nya"

6. Lai Rallos
"nakita nyo ba itong mga...chuvang ito? ang tawag dito ay mga chuva... barn doors"

FOR BEST TODO CONFIDENCE QUOTE

1. Mito Tubilleja
others : "nagpapagupit ako kung depressed ako"
mito : "ako nagpapagupit pag feeling ko ampanget ko na hahaha"

2. Jed Gregorio
"kaya kami nag-away, kasi mas kikay daw ako kesa sa kanya. HAHA. whatif yun nga yung reason"

3. Jet Menia
"im such a camwhore i know..shame on me pero its not vanity. it's like this, when i do nothing take pictures of myself...and i usually do nothing"

4. Mito Tubilleja
"ang cute naman ng dimples mo...kaso ako cute all in all"

FOR BEST FREUDIAN RELATED QUOTE

1. Karla Solis
person : "Si BJ daw manghihiram ng damit."
karla : "Ano BJ?!...[pause] ah... oo manghihiram nga sya"

2. Brian Bravo
"painumin mo muna, para lumuwag"

3. Leia Gutierrez
"Nako...ang boring sa dorm. Puro na lang vcd, dvd, ps2... kaya pag wala na... HUMP HUMP HUMP. hahahaha"

4. Gino Sabado
"laro tayo jack en poy puro bato" 

5. IC Mendoza
"si PEPE ang first kiss ko... hoy tao yun ha!"

FOR BEST LOVE/OBSESSION/LANDI AWARD

1. Potso - Wer is Godot
"nagising na lang ako...mas blind pa sa love"

2. Mito Tubilleja
mito : shit,hindi ko alam kung may boyfriend sya.
p2 : dahil? hindi mo sya maliligawan?
mito : hindi. para malaman ko kung mang-aahas pa ako.

3. Robbie Bautista
m: kahit anong mundo hindi umiikot sa kanya
robbie : ...mundo ko lang umiikot sa kanya

4. Leia Gutierrez
"Alam mo Dad, i met this cute guy at the dorm... his nickname yata is CALLBOY"

FOR BEST I-CONNECT MO NGA AWARD

1. Marvin Semilla
"baboy ka talaga, ang tawag sayo"

2. Carlos Depante
"ano ba, dont touch me...touch your own!"

3. Anonymous
"BF o GF?"
"oo..."

4. Carlos Valenzuela
m : "san ka galing?"
carlos : "madami! kumain, nag-inuman at nagdrive pa ako. ang saya!"

FOR MATAPOBRE AWARD

1. Ms. M
Ms. Minchin : is this your booth?
mi : yes ma'am...
Ms. Minchin : wow naman ang pretty! --sabay walkout

2. Dina Bonnivie
"oh my god danica...she looks soooo...very...uhm...lupa"

3. Janice Choi
is it malamig enough for me to wear a jacket?
 

last but not the least
FOR ULTIMATE QUOTE AWARD

1.  tindera sa carinderia
 "umorder na kayo? wag na! may free food...""

2. allegedly Melanie Marquez
"why do you have to tell it at my back...i have a face!"

3. Love Nakagawa
"bakit ganun yung dighay mo...parang galing sa loob?"

 

pano... bumoto ka na! hahaha
msg your votes or put your votes here :D

 

 

 

It's all about highlights, turning points and milestones.

People usually attribute unforgettable experiences with clothes, songs, phrases, events or other items to act as remembrance for the unforgettable things that happened in their lives. Listening to Bonnie Bailey's "Ever After",  avoiding hearing a whispering "Happy Birthday" song, keeping a movie ticket spent with a special someone, getting haircuts, cleaning bedrooms, , the list goes on.

I buy silver rings to signify turning points in my life.

I already have 3,  one for my first vodka,  one for my high school graduation and  one for entering college.

My college ring's life is roughly... 8 years old. So that means, i am already studying for  8 years. Talk about a real life Van Wilder.

Then I came to realize after my course adjustment (just a while ago) that i only have 24 units to take so i can graduate. 18 for this term, and 6 for next term.

I just wanted to look at my college ring for sentimental purposes. 8 long years and it's still with me.

Then it shocked me. The ring was gone. My precious...gone. I didn't know how, i didn't know when, I didnt know why...

Does it mean college really is coming to an end for me? Does it mean HELLO UNEMPLOYMENT already? or does it mean im just too stupid to lose a ring even when it's just wrapped around my fingers?

I hope it's the third one. I think im still not ready to buy a new ring to signify entering the adult world. 

Or maybe i can just buy another one to remind me that i lost a sentimental item from way before i started looking out for myself.

Now im wishfully thinking i can hear a a famous line in LOTR,
 "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" and just prolong my still longer stay in college.

Dahil masyado akong feeling maging musician, pumunta ako sa Harrison Plaza para tumingin ng TRUMPET.
Bakit trumpet? Bakit ba?! hahaha

Suplado akong pumasok sa tindahan. Agad kong kinausap ang nearest Sales Rep. hahaha Sales Rep talaga.

Meron ba kayong trumpet? Magkano? Hindi ko na agad hinintay ang sagot nila.

Sa tabi ko naman, may isang lalakeng bumibili ng gitara at medyo nakikinig sa usapan namin ng sales rep. Tinitigan ko siya ng maigi. Ahem....may eavesdropper. Yun ang pumasok sa isip ko.

Napansin ko na familiar ang mukha niya.

Nagulat ako pagkatapos. Nginitian pa niya ako. Ako naman, genuine ang pagkagulat.

Katabi ko pala si...

Wala akong nasabi kundi, Ay shet. Hello po...im a fan. Sabay abot ng kamay para lang makipagshake ng hands.

Patawa. Eavesdropper nga! Nagtru-trumpet ka? Usyoso niya.

Uh...hindi. nagfe-feeling lang ako. Tawa pagkatapos. Gusto kong sabihing "Whatever Yaya" pero hindi na ako nakapag-isip nang matino. Sige po. Buh-bye.

Pero dahil wala akong camera, hanggang dun na lang ang alaala ko sa isa sa mga idol ko.

Mabuhay ka Michael V.

*Nagulat lang ako na doon pa talaga siya bumili ng mga musical instruments.

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Mula ngayon ay isasama ko na sa blog na ito ang mga instances with the REAL stars. Hindi yung mga nagfe-feeling lang tulad ng mga baguhang artista ngayon.

In accordance to March's Fire Prevention Month, CAMP BIG FALCON WAS BOMBED.

1:30PM
I was going around the building looking for people. The elevators were turned off so i had to use the stairs.

1:48PM
Security officers were inspecting every floor, instructing students as well as the faculty to leave the premises immediately. I was already wondering what's going to happen.

1:55PM
Since i had a fair knowledge of the school layout, i thought using the 3RD stairs was the best idea to go out of the building.

1:59PM
This lady, who supposedly opted to use the 3RD floor stairs told me "Dali...baba na! may..."

2:00PM
Then there was this loud explosion...

... ... ... ... ...

Apparently, CSB has a knack for loud and explosive fire drills. I've experienced 3 fire drills during my stay in school.

Today's fire drill was the best. [and worst]

The explosion came from the 3RD floor stairs which i was about to use to leave the school. The storage room in the 4TH was the exact location of the bombing. If you could compute the explosion, both 3RD and 4TH would have been destroyed, together with the lady accountant who told to leave, the clinic...and me.

Surprisingly, I was holding a recorder when it started so i had the drill recorded. Nakakatawa. "Kasalukuyan pong sumasabog ang SDA building...pati ako."

Then, stupid things began to happen.

The firetruck could not reach the "fire" in the 4TH. Hindi kaya ng water pressure. All it did was wet the walls and clean the mirrors of 1st-3rd floors. Malinis na tuloy ang SDA building ngayon. I can conclude that the SDA building would be hard to evacuate and save during times like these.

Wanting to be heroes, some tried rappelling...pero dun sila sa maliit na pader nag-rappel. What's the use? Why did it had a dying person sa wall na iyon? There wasn't even a fire escape or some tunnel to go there [supposedly].

Funny part was the rappellers were more like humping each other than saving each other. It was the first R18 fire drill ever.

I think the drill failed. There were still people sa 11TH floor when the explosion happened. I could even sneak into some floors. Masyadong mediocre ang sweep nila. The fire drill was also expected by the people. They just wasted precious time and resources, only to receive laughs and probably harsh criticisms.