After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes, the 2nd Quotable Quotes Awards.

to vote, choose 3 among the given and try to guess who said it. if you get 3 answers correct, magiging maganda ang new year mo hahaha parang chain letter... basta ilagay niyo ang tingin niyo na nagsabing mga ito

and the nominees...

1. (umiiyak)
m : ano ba dahilan?
k : bec...kasi...ugh because kasi...
m : because na, kasi pa

2. (bago mag bagong taon)
"tandaan natin, bawal magpaputok NG lasing"
(ok so pinapaputok na pala mga tao ngayon)

3. (hindi kilalang subsriber)
J: Kailangan mo na magpa-picture within the week.
tao : pwede bukas?

4. (lasing)
J: (nakatingin sa malayo)
M: (humarang sa tinitignan ni J) wag mo akong titigan! baka matunaw ako!

5. (pinaguusapan ang dating course)
m: kilala mo si N.E.? yung pinakamagandang babae daw sa comsci dati
d: uh...akala ko ako yung pinaka-maganda noon

6. (awarding ng figaro)
L: Hi, im {name}, PowerMac
W : Hi, im {name}. CHALK MAGAZINE
R : Hi, im {name}... (inaudible introduction). How about you?
M: Hi...im from...the school.

7. (pinaguusapan ang predator)
M : kesa naman pillin ko yung MOLESTATOR?!
N : ...MOLESTOR lang.

8. (naghahanap ng moisturizer)
M : pota, pag hindi ko natapos ang ritual ko sa mukha tuwing umaga tuyot ako
E : yuck!
M : i mean...dry mukha ko!!!

9. (pinauusapan sila judy ann)
M : ano tawag dun sa hindi nagbabayad ng tax?
C : alam ko! TAX INVADER!

10. (hindi kilala ng subscriber)
Boy : "Hi,i called earlier about the subscription. Are you Katt?"
Girl : "No... But im Raquel. (shakes hand)"

11. (naglalagay ng issue)
M : ano masasabi mo about R?
T : ha? wala...plutonic lang kami
M : eh? plutonic?!... baka PLATONIC!

12. (inuman nung isang party)
M: Ms. Lai, gusto niyo rice wine?
L: sorry hindi nako nagri-rice eh. hahahaha

13. (nanonood ng race)
younger person : "hala kuya, second lang pala...sino yung first?"
older person : (thinks) ewan ko...siguro yung una...

14. (ginulat)
"akala mo nagulat ako ah. ACCEPTED ko na yun!"

15. (naglolokohan)
kuya : "Ano english ng TULI?"
bunso : "ano ba...edi CIRCUMSTANCE!"

16. (seminar about work ethics)
"Why live if you're gonna take up space"

17. (nang maubusan ng pera0
m : oi pautang naman 5000
j : ganyan ka naman sa kaibigan mo eh
m : ano ba, what are friends for...

18. (...)
"i want you to see the roof, it's upstairs"

19. (naghahanap ng ibang words)
"kailangan niyo i-synonimize..."

20. (papasok ng hotel)
doorman: "good afternoon sir."
M: "Yes."

21. (11pm na uuwi)
m  : "ayokong umuwi nang sobrang gabi...baka maholdap ako"
y  : "bakit naman?"
m  : "sus...eh mukha akong mayaman!"

22. (naghahanap ng trabaho)
"i'm looking for a freehand job."

23. (habang naghahanap  ng way makalabas)
C: ito mga susi... baka makalabas na tayo dito.
K: wag na...ang dami.

24. (pagkatapos manalo sa isang match)
M: i want the pilipino peoles are enjoy and happy

After 12 months of excruciating pain and stomach bursting laughter...comes 2006's Quotable Quotes awards. [hindi ko na pinabongga ang poster ha hehe]

and the nominees...

FOR BEST SCHOOL RELATED QUOTE

1. Eis Garcia
"sa 1st term natin gagawin ang distributation ng guides..."

2. Carlos Depante
"yang printing ng ablaze, plausible ba yan?"

3. Kristel Manimtim
"rachel, punta ka sa school namin bukas... panoorin mo yung DANCE PERCENTATION namin"

4. Allan Jan Fernandez
student : sir break muna.
sir : break break...bahala kayo magbreak mga PAKYU kayo.
basta tapusin nyo panoorin to.

5. Eis Garcia
"para malaman ang importnantness nya"

6. Lai Rallos
"nakita nyo ba itong mga...chuvang ito? ang tawag dito ay mga chuva... barn doors"

FOR BEST TODO CONFIDENCE QUOTE

1. Mito Tubilleja
others : "nagpapagupit ako kung depressed ako"
mito : "ako nagpapagupit pag feeling ko ampanget ko na hahaha"

2. Jed Gregorio
"kaya kami nag-away, kasi mas kikay daw ako kesa sa kanya. HAHA. whatif yun nga yung reason"

3. Jet Menia
"im such a camwhore i know..shame on me pero its not vanity. it's like this, when i do nothing take pictures of myself...and i usually do nothing"

4. Mito Tubilleja
"ang cute naman ng dimples mo...kaso ako cute all in all"

FOR BEST FREUDIAN RELATED QUOTE

1. Karla Solis
person : "Si BJ daw manghihiram ng damit."
karla : "Ano BJ?!...[pause] ah... oo manghihiram nga sya"

2. Brian Bravo
"painumin mo muna, para lumuwag"

3. Leia Gutierrez
"Nako...ang boring sa dorm. Puro na lang vcd, dvd, ps2... kaya pag wala na... HUMP HUMP HUMP. hahahaha"

4. Gino Sabado
"laro tayo jack en poy puro bato" 

5. IC Mendoza
"si PEPE ang first kiss ko... hoy tao yun ha!"

FOR BEST LOVE/OBSESSION/LANDI AWARD

1. Potso - Wer is Godot
"nagising na lang ako...mas blind pa sa love"

2. Mito Tubilleja
mito : shit,hindi ko alam kung may boyfriend sya.
p2 : dahil? hindi mo sya maliligawan?
mito : hindi. para malaman ko kung mang-aahas pa ako.

3. Robbie Bautista
m: kahit anong mundo hindi umiikot sa kanya
robbie : ...mundo ko lang umiikot sa kanya

4. Leia Gutierrez
"Alam mo Dad, i met this cute guy at the dorm... his nickname yata is CALLBOY"

FOR BEST I-CONNECT MO NGA AWARD

1. Marvin Semilla
"baboy ka talaga, ang tawag sayo"

2. Carlos Depante
"ano ba, dont touch me...touch your own!"

3. Anonymous
"BF o GF?"
"oo..."

4. Carlos Valenzuela
m : "san ka galing?"
carlos : "madami! kumain, nag-inuman at nagdrive pa ako. ang saya!"

FOR MATAPOBRE AWARD

1. Ms. M
Ms. Minchin : is this your booth?
mi : yes ma'am...
Ms. Minchin : wow naman ang pretty! --sabay walkout

2. Dina Bonnivie
"oh my god danica...she looks soooo...very...uhm...lupa"

3. Janice Choi
is it malamig enough for me to wear a jacket?
 

last but not the least
FOR ULTIMATE QUOTE AWARD

1.  tindera sa carinderia
 "umorder na kayo? wag na! may free food...""

2. allegedly Melanie Marquez
"why do you have to tell it at my back...i have a face!"

3. Love Nakagawa
"bakit ganun yung dighay mo...parang galing sa loob?"

 

pano... bumoto ka na! hahaha
msg your votes or put your votes here :D

 

Money-making is somewhat the hype today so why not do it yourself? You might actually get hired to make the new 500-peso bill.

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Funny, somewhere learned how to make one.
500 Bill taken here.

personally i think it doesnt take a rocket scientist or a multimedia artist to make this. oooooh...

then i also saw the following "pics"

It's also good to watermark them. You'll never know someone might claim your work now that anyone can do it.

Now all you have to do is call the media or spread some yellow lovin around your place. That way, people might notice you more :D

Have fun money-makin' guys!

Now its finished.

DRAWN ENTIRELY BY HAND, This 27' x 11' artwork is made by DLS-CSB Alumnus Teddy Pavon to commemorate and glorify the lives of both Ninoy And Cory Aquino.

Like it?
Spread the photo until BSP notices it :D
This could be our next 500-peso bill or a the new 2000

will endorse this to BSP and the art industry.

Due to persistence :D

Drawn entirely by hand, This 27' x 11' artwork is made by DLS-CSB Alumnus Teddy Pavon to commemorate and glorify the lives of both Ninoy And Cory Aquino. [still a work in progress]

Spread the Photo!

Can they put her in the 500-peso bill? beside her husband?
They revised the 10-peso bill...so they can do it with the 500.

calling teddy or yan, can you draw a sample? :D

di nako papayag tumakbo kang muli,
di nako papayag na hindi ka mabigti.
aming pagkatao'y ginawa mong bungi
di na papayagan maghari muli.

magkakapit-bisig libu-libong tao,
sasabihin nila..."tangina mo!"
sama-sama din nilang sasambitin
"Gloria Resign" o "Badtrip ka sa paningin"

handog ni cory aquino sa mundo
kapayapaan paraang makatao
pandaraya kagaguhan kasinungalingan
ang ginawa naman ng isa dyan
kasi akala niya makakalusot siya

hahahaha nahirapan na ako magrevise. gutom nako